Tag: funny
member name: Amjed P.
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August 10, 2007 09:34 PM EDT --
Just a line to say I’m living,
That I'm not amongst the dead.
Though I'm getting more forgetful
And mixed up in the head.
I've got used to my arthritis
To my dentures I’m resigned . . .
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November 22, 2008 12:05 AM EST --
# You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
# Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.
# There is a possible . . .
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November 22, 2008 12:02 AM EST --
# Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
# It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
# No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. (Repealed)
# It is illegal . . .
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November 21, 2008 11:53 PM EST --
Alaska's More Important Laws
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking . . .
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November 21, 2008 11:56 PM EST --
# Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
# Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
# Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including . . .
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